BLOOD DONORS
We were marched to the hospital. "Blood Donors Fall Out," two guys go in. The PO then double-marched us up Heartbreak Hill and back to the hospital. He did this until everybody donated.
At Shearwater, we always wore mufti off-duty. To save time, we rarely used the main gate, preferring a convenient hole in the fence that led straight to the bus stop.One night, I was grabbing a drink at the Sea Horse Tavern in Halifax when I met a "Semi." an American sailor. After a few draughts, we realized we were running low on cash, so we pooled our change, hit the liquor store, and bought a gallon of Golden Glow apple cider. We finished it off sitting on Citadel Hill. After that, the night goes blank; I have no idea how or when I made it back to the base.I woke up the next morning in my four-man cabin in a total shambles. I was nursing the worst hangover of my life and realized I’d been sick in my sleep—red vomit was everywhere. My roommates were, understandably, aghast. Panicked, I wrapped the ruined sheets around me and bolted for the showers. I scrubbed them as best I could and remade the bed with the wet linens, thankful that the coverlet had fallen to the floor and stayed clean. By noon, I managed to swap them for fresh ones at the laundry and thought I was in the clear.I wasn’t. My Petty Officer informed me I was on charge: 15 days of "number fives" and 30 days of "stoppers." It turned out one of my cabin mates had squealed.That was a big mistake on his part. The ranks sent him to Coventry. After a month of nobody uttering a single word to him. It drove him to the brink; he eventually broke down in tears, begging for my forgiveness. I did forgive him, and slowly, we let him back into the ranks. That was the navy.I still can not drink apple cider lol.
My first week in the Navy, I found myself "up on charge." I can't even remember the offense, but the result was a week of "eights"—extra work.The procedure was formal: you’re marched into a room by your Petty Officer to face the Lieutenant, who stands behind a bare dais. I am quick marched in, my boots were skidding on the polished floor as the commands barked out: "Halt! Hats off!" The charge was read, the punishment given. Then, "Hats on!" On the upswing, my hat clipped the dais and sent it twirling into the air. I managed to catch it with both hands and clamp it onto my head in one fluid motion. The officers’ faces contorted as they fought back laughter. "About turn! Quick march!"Eight days in, and I was already on a cleaning party. The PO called out, "Senior man, step forward!" I looked around and realized—to my surprise—that was me. I was put in charge while the PO was out of touch. Being a boss is good. Not a bad start.I quickly learned the value of volunteering. Cleaning the PO mess after a dance usually earned you a quart of beer. Sweeping the canteen in the drill shed often turned into an hour playing bridge or whist as a fourth. I even volunteered as the mailman, so I didn't have to double anymore.The PNRT OutlawsWhen our division was chosen for the 50th Anniversary PNRT (Physical Navy Recreational Training) display, I knew gymnastics wasn't for me. I joined the "Outlaws." About half a dozen of us would sneak back to the barracks and hide in the laundry room. We’d post a lookout and play a game of cat-and-mouse, moving behind the inspectors through the H-block to stay out of sight.Eventually, we got caught and sent to the PNRT Petty Officer. He was so overworked that he just bawled us out and told us we were too far behind to join the display. As "punishment," he ordered us to go wait in the barracks until practice was over. We couldn't believe our luck. On our final day at Cornwallis, my Chief Petty Officer gave me a punch on the shoulder. "You’ll make out alright," he said
BOXING Back in Columbia Division 1/60, we had a P2 in our ranks—a technical school grad who’d joined with the rank. It was an awkward fit ...